Matty? Tell me to stop thinking outstandingly stupid things, okay?

Request drabbles. Something stupid, silly, sappy, whatever. But no requests for uber angst or fighting stuff. I need happy

((Originally by rude_not_ginger and stolen from Matty))

If you want to have your pup have some sort of sexual relations with mine, comment here! I'll write a drabble/short fiction makin' it happen! Cause sex + drinking = ALWAYS GOOD. Okay, not always good. But in my imagination there are no alcoholic side effects.

Lizzie had been cooking for hours. She knew she didn't have to do anything super fancy, but it was her first time inviting someone to the house for a home-cooked meal and she quite frankly wanted to impress him. She'd told her mum what was up and they'd worked out that Dawna would meet Henry out for dinner and then they'd go out together for a few hours. It was nice being trusted.

She pulled the food out of the oven, putting it on top of the stove to cool a little before he arrived. Now that everything was no longer actively cooking, she could go sit down in the living room and wait. She pulled her shirt sleeves back down over the plasters on her arms, buttoning them so they wouldn't pull up. No sense in scaring the poor guy away right away.

I locked myself in my room.

It's safer this way, I swear.

Daddy? Would you and mum TOTALLY freak out if I went for a visit to Chicago, Illinois in the states? Not right now, obviously... but soon? Or if I went to the states to visit, for a while at least, period?

And NO, siblings, you are not allowed to ring in with your opinions unless they're "You should totally got see __________ while you're there" kinds of things.

And no, I don't want escorts, thank you.

( it's unlocked to everyone... I'm being open. Enjoy it while you can. Oh, and some of it may be upsetting, I don't really remember as I was half asleep writing it... so, don't kill me, family. )

( Ten Facts about Elizabeth Marie Jekyll )

Great, now everyone thinks I'm emo.

It is ritualistic, this hurting myself.

I should have been his daughter.

Let's get this straight. The name is Lizzie, or Elizabeth. The ONLY reason the LJ name is Lizzy is because the proper way wouldn't fit.

I'm sure that everyone heard of my family members, but if you could kindly (pretty much) ignore that I am a part of them? I'd be grateful. I like to be known on my own merit. I'm a fairly interesting person overall. I promise.

<3 Lizzie